The Husband Diet

erase him from my memory

There were so many hidden feelings between us and the good ones were rapidly fading like stars at dawn.

My husband doesn’t want to make love to me anymore

You mean being an asshole was a sign?’

‘You won’t have sex with me because I’m big?’

Stupid dreams? I pulled out the hairdryer from under the vanity unit, shoved it in the socket and began to straighten my brownish auburn hair. For no reason at all

When are you going to wake up from your stupid dreams?

‘I work like an animal

I could have killed him on the spot

once upon a time