Geoff Tibballs

Don’t think of yourself as being lazy: think of yourself as a relaxaholic.

1diots – they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience

Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.

Smile at totally random moments – those around you will start worrying about what you find so amusing.

Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.

No problem is so big or complicated that you can’t run away from it.

Let go of your mind. You probably lost it years ago anyway.

The secret to enjoying someone’s company is not to spend a lot of time with them.

Forgive and forget, but keep a list of names just in case.

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is coming to the realization that the other person is a total idiot.