Get 2 hilarious but improbable letters, 1, from a very fed-up cat, writing to her owner, the 2nd, from a very worn-out husband, tired of his wife and looking for some semblance of peace.

To My Human: A Letter from Your Queen - What if your cat could really tell you what he/she thinks of you? What if you could actually begin to understand how and what a cat thinks? A cat finally makes an attempt to bridge the communication gap with her owner, really, her pet, as she sees the human.

A Letter from a Worn-out Husband - Sherman can't understand why his wife is so mad, but he doesn't really care. All he needs is some food. If any men out there can sympathize with his plight and drop something off for him, he'll be a happy man. If you want to know what happened and why Sherman is not only on the run from his wife but being carefully watched by the police, read his letter.

Jason Wallace