Steven Rowley

That’s Guncle Rule number one. Okay? If we must? Cameras are your enemy as much as they’re your friend. Scratch that. That’s Guncle Rule number two. Guncle Rule number one: Brunch is splendid.”

how do you explain to a six-year-old who just lost his mother the difference between temporarily and forever?

Because Harry was a Gryffindor and I’m clearly a Slytherin.” He hissed for emphasis.

Maisie poking her head through the open door to see if it was safe, a pillow tucked under one arm. Convinced their uncle was asleep, she motioned for Grant and they both crept inside, dragging blankets, one of them carefully closing the door behind them.

Bundled like this in an enormous towel, they looked like fragile, conjoined twins. “Yeah, I love you, too.”

orbits the heart. Some days the circle is greater. Those are the good days. You have room to move and dance and breathe. Some days the circle is tighter. Those are the hard ones.”

Once his new TV show began production, he’d be six months in LA and six months in New York. For the first time in his life he’d be bi.

Guncle Rule number four. Not so you can carve up your face, mind you; don’t do that. But if you have money, you’re not stressed. Stress is what ages you. And winter and not getting out of your hometown. You guys really should be writing these down.

It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.’ Dorothy Parker

Boys can do girl things and girls can do boy things. That’s not even a Guncle Rule, there shouldn’t even be boy things and girl things to begin with. People should just do what they want