My Life as a Torpedo Test Target

Forty feet underwater with a million dollars of gold in reach, Wally McDoogle only has to overcome: Sea monsters… Hostile pirates… A ghost ship… And, of course, the world famous McDoogle klutziness.
Will he be able to avoid catastrophe and chaos? Probably not.
Just as our hero goes for the gold, he finds himself on a wild ride atop a misguided torpedo and realizes the true cost of greed.