Fear and Loathing in America

I had such a steady diet of riot-control gas that I became a junkie, & I still get nostalgic for it on slow nights

Muhammad Ali was not lucky. He was fast, very fast

there are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all.”

have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side

Tomorrow I plan to dynamite my cesspool, which will blow up my driveway and perhaps even the county road—in order to get the sewage out of my basement.